wwonderful:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

ahaze:

vaspider:

robotmoxie:

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

fvace:

e-wifey:

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

soorajmakhi:

you KNOW my hoe ass goes the extra mile for no good reason and then gets upset when it isnt reciprocated

unforgettable-madness:

friend: are you okay?
me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

pinchi:

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

owlmylove:

everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside